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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Oh where oh where to start!!!
well i know it has been a while since i have been on and i checked to see when i last post something that was Nov 7th...lets see what has happened since ....
well Hillsong United came Nov. 13th and i had the honor of serving it up for them along with some of the full time elevate interns with Healing Place Church.
+ Not Paying Attention = WREAK...like I then Wednesday the 14th was a long day try to get back on schedules then about 5pm i was leaving in my Black Ford Escort from Hobby Lobby on Collage Dr...so Dead Tried + Bad Bearly Moving Traffic + Not paying Attention = WREAK!!! Yes bad Combo...i rear end the guy in a Nice NEW Truck...YES I was totalled!!! he was a super nice Guy...keep asking me if i was OK...i was crying, yea i freaked out I Just messed up his bumber....not something i had ever been through nor would like to ever go through. physical i was fine didn't see it coming so no tensing up which we good for my back and neck...but very bad cause i now had no Car!!! Luckily i had just change my insurance and added towing and car rental...so i had a rental for about three weeks...it hid me hard after i had to give up the rental and depend on my sister to help get the things i need to get done and she had things to get done to...i was a rough couple of weeks there...but i am a survivor almost a month to the day i final got a new car!!! YAY, I now have a 2008 Mercury Mariner ( it was pre-owned they bought it right when it came out year last) not sure what color it is i think it is some sort for gray Color but i love it!!! it is Perfect and SO Beautiful!!! Today i have been driving it for a month i feel like this all just happened the other day...its so weird in a way...if i could go back and change any thing it would have been not to get in a wreak....now when i see a wreak it brings back the feels that i felt, which is so weird!! i have been back to Collage Dr. sorta scary and i have been super paying attention to the road and cars in front of me every where!!!
so that was a big deal....Christmas was really Good this Year...very enjoyable and pleasant spending time with the family...
Lacy my sister felt lead to move to Dallas so the day after Christmas we drove all her stuff up to my grandparents house in Ft.worth until she finds a Job in Dallas and can get an Apt.
So we got to Bring in the New Year with All the Family!!!
So we drove home on Jan. 2nd i have been rolling every since...i have been trying to get up early in the mornings but for some reason i can't seem to make that happen...cause i have been wanting to start back up at the Gym...so Monday my day off(sometimes, which is cool) i didn't bother trying i should have so Monday afternoon i went to the Gym...i drove passed it three times and when home...i couldn't find a parking space, i mean i could have walked but didn't' really feel up to it...but really i go to Bally's in Perkins Rowe which there is still a lot of construction going on and they haven't moved in the new facilites which i can't wait till that happens...that means classes...Pilate's class!!!
...so today well last night i set the alarm to go off at 4am haha turning it on would help, maybe most of the time i don't even hear it. i am not really a morning person so it is rough but i am going to push through. just pray for me
anyway tonight i am... this i bad i am telling this... going to take down the Chritmas tree...hey some people like to leave it up till super bowl sunday.
well Hillsong United came Nov. 13th and i had the honor of serving it up for them along with some of the full time elevate interns with Healing Place Church.
+ Not Paying Attention = WREAK...like I then Wednesday the 14th was a long day try to get back on schedules then about 5pm i was leaving in my Black Ford Escort from Hobby Lobby on Collage Dr...so Dead Tried + Bad Bearly Moving Traffic + Not paying Attention = WREAK!!! Yes bad Combo...i rear end the guy in a Nice NEW Truck...YES I was totalled!!! he was a super nice Guy...keep asking me if i was OK...i was crying, yea i freaked out I Just messed up his bumber....not something i had ever been through nor would like to ever go through. physical i was fine didn't see it coming so no tensing up which we good for my back and neck...but very bad cause i now had no Car!!! Luckily i had just change my insurance and added towing and car rental...so i had a rental for about three weeks...it hid me hard after i had to give up the rental and depend on my sister to help get the things i need to get done and she had things to get done to...i was a rough couple of weeks there...but i am a survivor almost a month to the day i final got a new car!!! YAY, I now have a 2008 Mercury Mariner ( it was pre-owned they bought it right when it came out year last) not sure what color it is i think it is some sort for gray Color but i love it!!! it is Perfect and SO Beautiful!!! Today i have been driving it for a month i feel like this all just happened the other day...its so weird in a way...if i could go back and change any thing it would have been not to get in a wreak....now when i see a wreak it brings back the feels that i felt, which is so weird!! i have been back to Collage Dr. sorta scary and i have been super paying attention to the road and cars in front of me every where!!!
so that was a big deal....Christmas was really Good this Year...very enjoyable and pleasant spending time with the family...
Lacy my sister felt lead to move to Dallas so the day after Christmas we drove all her stuff up to my grandparents house in Ft.worth until she finds a Job in Dallas and can get an Apt.
So we got to Bring in the New Year with All the Family!!!
So we drove home on Jan. 2nd i have been rolling every since...i have been trying to get up early in the mornings but for some reason i can't seem to make that happen...cause i have been wanting to start back up at the Gym...so Monday my day off(sometimes, which is cool) i didn't bother trying i should have so Monday afternoon i went to the Gym...i drove passed it three times and when home...i couldn't find a parking space, i mean i could have walked but didn't' really feel up to it...but really i go to Bally's in Perkins Rowe which there is still a lot of construction going on and they haven't moved in the new facilites which i can't wait till that happens...that means classes...Pilate's class!!!
...so today well last night i set the alarm to go off at 4am haha turning it on would help, maybe most of the time i don't even hear it. i am not really a morning person so it is rough but i am going to push through. just pray for me
anyway tonight i am... this i bad i am telling this... going to take down the Chritmas tree...hey some people like to leave it up till super bowl sunday.
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